by G.R. Burke
YouPorn, the pornographic equivalent of YouTube, is making it possible for virtually anyone to expose their ugly rippley stankin' fat asses to the whole of humanity. Not only is it filling our screens with the deviant sexual acts of you and your neighbor it is also bringing the rest of the adult entertainment industry too it's knees. What’s happening to the adult-entertainment industry is exactly what’s happening to its Hollywood counterpart—only worse.
Let's face it no matter how bad the economy gets we will still need to get jerky. YouPorn offers a plathura of free porn videos without the threat of viruses(or STD's). No longer do you have to shuffle through those pesky FTP sites that are one click away from fucking your computer up like a double penetrated, anal creampie.(You know what I'm talkin about spanky.)
Portfolio.com reports
Just nine months after going live, in September 2006, YouPorn was on pace to log about 15 million unique visitors in May and its audience was growing at a rate of 37.5 percent a month. Today, YouPorn is the No. 1 adult site in the world. According to Alexa, a website-ranking company, YouPorn’s overall rank is higher than CNN.com (84), About.com (114), and Weather.com (195). (Those numbers are averages for the three-month period from mid-June to mid-September.)
Way too go smut peddlers.
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